Title: TaintAuthor: S.L. JenningsPublication Date: May 19, 2014Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:Who am I?And, what the hell are you doing here? Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.You might as well…